Thursday, March 5, 2009

No Cure for Stupidity

Earlier this week Chuck took a day off work to go to the doctor. I am not sure what he had done, there is a multitude of things it could have been. Maybe to solve the mystery of, what is filling in the other half of his dome piece? It could have also been the hemorrhoids, I need not to elaborate. Maybe to do a DNA test to see why when he has a freshly shaved head he has such a striking resemblance to Sgt. Slaughter? Or could it possibly be why he was so fortunate to receive not only a double chin, but also a double upper lip? (don’t know how else to explain that) The only information he gave me is that he was going to be put under... well he said that were going to give him the amnesia stuff. I guess they now have the same technology as Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones and are no longer using anesthesia.
So on his first day back he claimed the drugs haven’t "completely" worn off yet. He failed to mention that until after entertaining us with this little mix up. After receiving an order for none other than Loony's Tire in Little Rock Arkansas, he notices that it is going to ship from Houston. Trying to show off his geographic know-how, he questions Brock to why we wouldn’t ship from our Las Vegas warehouse. Confused Brock asks "why would we do that?" Excusing Brock for his ignorance, he replies "Because Las Vegas is right next to Arizona!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"It's Shipping to Little Rock, A - R"
Brock's response "AR stands for Arkansas, Not Arizona!"

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